What's is The Open Ticket?

And what is Redridge County College?

All you need to know about TOT.

The Open Ticket is your source for fake news about the World of Warcraft. TOT is a publishing venture of Redridge County College, of the Shadowsong realm, where it has been delivering satirical news for the past 4 years. Updated once per week, TOT seeks to bring the latest news, gossip, interviews, images, insights, and instruction to all Azeroth, both players and NPCs. You can follow TOT on Twitter @openticket. For editorial inquiries or to request an editorial calendar, contact Stevens. For donations or general praise, contact Caldwel. For the webmaster or to discuss the law of large numbers, contact Seldan.

TOT is written, designed, and published by

Stevens

Story Tailoring - Master: stevens@theopenticket.net

Level 80 Gnome Mage, last spotted furtively taking pictures of sideboobs in Dalaran to demonstrate that, against mathematical probability, all women of Azeroth have size D breasts. If true, the fact would support the theory that Azeroth was not formed out of a swirling nether of energy, but by the hands of a human male, age 15-35, with an affinity for "fantasy role play."

Caldwel

Image Engineering - Journeyman: caldwel@theopenticket.net

Level 80 Gnome Warrior, last spotted intervening to the front of the line at the Stormwind cheese shop, shield-slamming Elaine Trias in the face, and popping intimidating shout for the getaway. And when the hunger grows, he will return.

Seldan

Data First Aid - Artisan: seldan@theopenticket.net

Level 80 Human Paladin, last spotted padding damage meters in ICC by killing MC'd raiders during Deathwhisper. That's not to say those noobs didn't have it coming. Sleeps with a hammer under his pillow, just in case his PUG queue finally pops.